The Grouch- Greenday
“I was a young boy that had big plans.
Now I’m just another shitty old man.
I don’t have fun and I hate everything.
The world owes me, so fuck you.”
Yo Mama’s So Fat…
Yo mama’s so fat people jog around her for exercise.
Yo mama’s so fat she was floating in the water, Spain claimed her for the new world.
Yo mam’s so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
Yo mama’s so fat shee puts on lipstick with a paint roller.
Yo mama’s so fat she’s got her own area code.
This woman…
Weights 600 pounds and WANTS to be fatter.
And yet we wonder why theres hunger in the world.
THIS ONES EATING ALL THE BACON! :O
